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Betfair Great Posts
Prophet or Doom 31 Mar 16:18
I shall start the ball rolling with:
I am paper trading this until the end of the end of the month = I
dont get paid until the end of the month.
Slicer 31 Mar 16:21 "It
Cant Be Done"- means if you back your selection will lose and
if you lay your selection wins.
"DISCOMBOBULATED"- a selection priced at 1.01 in
running has just bean beaten.
Chop The Pot 31 Mar 16:24
Lump on = I'm an idiot
FREE MONEY = I'm an idiot
Full bank job = I'm an idiot
imvho*= I'm an idiot
Hope this helps = I'm an idiot
borgboy 31 Mar 16:30 GRETNA
CAN'T WIN TONIGHT = Gretna will win 7-0
gus 31 Mar 16:38 "Has
anyone tried ....?" = "Please visit my website"
Compound Magic 31 Mar 16:38
"I outlay only 2% of my bank" = No confidence in winning
so i'm betting peanuts.
cpfc4me 31 Mar 16:42 I've
done my bank = Wallet empty, but I'll go to the ATM in a few minutes
cpfc4me 31 Mar 16:43 Are
winnings on here taxable? = I won £3.27 on here but I want everyone
to think that I am a full-time pro
SuperMurph 31 Mar 16:46
"Hi I am new here" - I've done my brains and I'm back for
another go
Chop The Pot 31 Mar 16:47
Does anybody know the line ups for.../Does anybody know the final
score between... = I've got no mates and just want someone to talk
to, otherwise I would have Googled it.
cpfc4me 31 Mar 16:48 1.01
about to be gubbed - someone is about to win/lost a lot of money but
it wasn't me
Slicer 31 Mar 16:49 "Can
I make it pay by backing/laying all favourites on the all
weather"?- I have no idea how to bet or lay and I want to be
classed as a sheep!
cpfc4me 31 Mar 16:53 Hurry up
Betfair!! Pay out on.... = Hey everyone!, I won £2.05 on.... and I
need the money fast
Compound Magic 31 Mar 17:20
"Thinking of turning Pro" = I'm thinking of throwing
caution to the wind. One roll of the dice
Irishlad2 31 Mar 17:22 I
greened out in-running. - That selection of mine was *****.
jeanius 31 Mar 17:24 gbyhysfc = youve get a good point there and
i dont know how to answer it (see esp. warwick hunt when in a corner
)
adriandc 31 Mar 17:27
regarding games, "Its fixed" = I just blew all my cash
because I got greedy
billy 31 Mar 17:28 BOOOOOOOM
!! = My Oven's just blown up
Bada Bing !! = Jason Weaver's at the front door
Muqbil 31 Mar 17:31 Ferengi
sc*m - Sharp minded, big money winner.
Compound Magic 31 Mar 17:44
"It all goes to commission in the end" = I can't win at
level stakes let alone the 5% commission
boggle 31 Mar 17:47 blah blah
blah - it works for me! Means: I did this today and yesterday
successfully and am trying to kid myself and you that this has
worked and will work forever.
scarecrow 31 Mar 18:11 so and
so is a great bet to win at a certain price=im shi tting myself
because im huge red on him and hope to lay off.
flatliner 31 Mar 18:11 Hope
this helps.
This won,t help.
gleeman 31 Mar 18:30 FACT -
utter b@llocks
Bodger 31 Mar 18:39 'It's the
strike rate that matters!' - I'm losing a packet but I want you to
think I'm shrewd (remind you of anyone?)
cpfc4me 31 Mar 19:08 Strong
rumour doing the rounds that Liverpool will win 2-1. = I'm another
moron from the Soccer forum who wants to look big but in fact I'm
doing the complete opposite oh, and by the way, I am trying to lay
the Liverpool 2-1 Arsenal correct score.
Usaidit 01 Apr 01:48 this is
from earlier
JamesLuff 31 Mar 17:10
who is the best tipster on betfair who makes most profit
my translation
I am lazy and greedy,who can I brown nose for tips
alfee 01 Apr 02:12 just keep
plugin away and u be ok = IM ADDICTED AND SO ARE U !.
alfee 01 Apr 02:21 :^0 ITS
THE CHILD IN ME.
SUNDANCEKID 01 Apr 10:13
borgboy 31 Mar 16:30
GRETNA CAN'T WIN TONIGHT = Gretna will win 7-0
================================
.. 8-0 actually .. :^0
SUNDANCEKID 01 Apr 10:15 ..
Your brilliant and I fully agree with everything youve posted .....Im
using my multi account second username now
page-413 01 Apr 10:16 HELLO ANY ONE WHO TYPES A POST LIKE THIS IS
AS THICK AS P i g ****
Carsten19 01 Apr 15:17 I am a
pro = My profit is huge
Slicer 01 Apr 15:25
"Goodbye Im leaving for good"-see you tomorrow.
Alexandru 01 Apr 15:36 Has
this happened ever before? = I happens on a regular basis
Alexandru 01 Apr 15:36 I=This
:)
borgboy 01 Apr 15:47 "BIGEST
MAN-HUNT SINCE THE YORKSHIRE RIPPER!!!" (repeated every 6
months) = we're completely making this up, just to sell you a paper
Oh, sorry, that's not a forum saying, is it? :/
Bodger 01 Apr 15:52 'That
commentator's shiiiitte' - I'm gullible and stupid enough to listen
to TV commentators.
Mister E 01 Apr 23:02 That
commentary was terrible means Backed a loser That tipster is rubbish
means backed a loser Well Done Sir Tom means I am attention seeking
inadequate
Mister E 01 Apr 23:03 Has
this ever happened before means I know this happens every day
marksman 01 Apr 23:09
"Marksman, are you mad/committing suicided/reckless laying
XXXXXXX at YYY (antepost).
This means: I have already backed this horse with a view to
laying it later, and now you are spoiling it for me.
Stow_judge 01 Apr 23:37 I am
not (insert name here) = *uck, they have found me out
wilf 01 Apr 23:38 "How
much has everybody won/lost today? = I've had a bad day i just hope
somebody has lost a bit more than me.
Stow_judge 01 Apr 23:38 Have
you received the platinum members gift yet? = I am a *anker of the
highest order
Stow_judge 01 Apr 23:40 Can
anyone help me settle this lucky 15 please? = I have had one winner,
but just wondered what I might have got if they all copped
gresty241 01 Apr 23:48 £10 -
£1000 thread laying 1.01's on the bandy and pelota in running
markets - this is my last ditch attempt to make trading pay
jim
smith 01 Apr 23:52 betfair please settle......
i'm desperate to aftertime
alfee 02 Apr 01:51 right then
one last go here . = lost most of my money they might aswell have
wot little i have left !.
cpfc4me 02 Apr 01:55 Anyone
heard of Graham Laurie and Cash Master system??? = My name is Graham
Laurie and I'm trying to flog a very imaginatively named system
called Cash Master
beachlife 02 Apr 02:57
"try deleting your cookies" = go away we cant be bothered
to sort your problem out.
catflippo 02 Apr 08:10 It
can't be done = I can't do it
10 - 10000 thread = I will publically back a series of really
short priced selections so everyone can congratulate me and when I
hit the inevitable loser (which my staking plan does not allow for)
I will say it was working fine until I lost my discipline.
value is irrelevant = I don't understand what I'm doing
the answer is for betfair to hide the bet queue = a post on any
subject by Feck
betfair should ban all ......... = I don't win and it annoys me
that others do
scummy/filthy/cheating .......... = anyone who wins (I don't)
I will take my business to the purple site = I don't actually
place any bets
marksman 02 Apr 11:07 I know
a lot about soccer and I want to give it a go as a market maker. But
I'm not very good at working out odds. Can anyone please help me
out?
Means: Every time I bet on football I get it wrong, so I probably
haven't got a clue.
Bodger 02 Apr 11:22 'I'm new
to this site. Any help much appreciated.' - I've been on here 8
years and just changed by forum name so thought it would be a jolly
good wheeze to go on a fishing trip!
Morrigan 02 Apr 14:46 Never
in doubt = bring me fresh underpants.
delz 05 Apr 20:57 It's value
= I'm a guesser but as it's odds on there's no way this will lose.
Tony McCoy 05 Apr 21:07
"The British are watching" = I can't beat Betfair.
flatliner 05 Apr 21:10 Why
sus?..............What,s happening? Why still sus?.............What,s
happening? ffs unsus.....................What,s happening?
Phill 05 Apr 21:35 "Im
doing well on here, but occasionally lose my discipline and lose all
the profits" - im just a guesser at long odds on
delz 05 Apr 21:42 While
placing the bet I've been blind drunk = boozing up now 'cause I've
done my bank
marksman 05 Apr 21:50 I had
coco pops for breakfast again. Despite betting extravagantly, I am
just an ordinary down to earth fella like the rest of you.
delz 06 Apr 00:38 Another one
bites the dust = risen from the ashes far more often than Phoenix
could ever have dreamt of - and it won't be the last time as I'm
stuck to raise another credit now.
againstthecrowd 07 Apr 10:07
I have backed a horse ante post at 50/1 and it is now trading at
3/1..... should I green up ?
means.... I want to brag about my incredible skill &
foresight, but have no friends left who will listen to a bore like
me...
bushy 07 Apr 10:13 "I
shall start the ball rolling" - I like to create threads which
will get lots of replies since that looks good and boosts my ego :D
riccardo 07 Apr 10:20
"Betfair can you please settle..." = "Look at me,
everyone, I won a bet"
REM 07 Apr 10:43 "Paper
trading" = If I ever manage to get this right I'll start a
tipping service because I'll never have enough confidence to use my
own money.
Slicer 07 Apr 11:18 "I
cant remember the last time I had to make a deposit"- My wife
is having an affair.
TwoTonTed 07 Apr 13:19
"I've done my conkers"
Genuine successful punter that admits he/she got it wrong on this
occasion.
"no bet for me"
I have already ferked up my pre-event trading position and am
massive red on all selections
NORTH BERWICK 07 Apr 18:44
hills,hughes and spencer,useless ***** = hills,hughes and
spencer,useless *****.
unitedbiscuits 07 Apr 19:00 I
built a space pack and flew over the rooftops with Bleep and Booster
= luckily, I greened up just before...(etc)
curlywurly 07 Apr 19:07
"can anyone do regular updates please"...= "I've just
risked my months wages on something I can't even watch"
marksman 07 Apr 19:27 Does
anyone else think that ******** is going to run a big race?
I've made a big mistake. Is anyone else in the same boat?
morris 07 Apr 22:01 Can
anyone recommend a £20k a year office job as I'm getting bored of
making £200k a year trading from home and miss the social
interaction ?
= I can't make it pay any more.
unitedbiscuits 07 Apr 22:12
Hey guys, I'm a poker q , wooooooooooo! - I'm a girl who can't get
attention anywhere else.
skybluesam 07 Apr 22:25 Very
harsh united. Pokerq gets plenty of attention elsewhere imo
unitedbiscuits 07 Apr 22:29
Stalkerish - you've really shot yourself in the head there.
rickster the trickster 07 Apr
22:32 im taking a break from betfair = im skint :(
skybluesam 07 Apr 23:00
unitedbiscuits 07 Apr 22:12
Hey guys, I'm a poker q , wooooooooooo! - I'm a girl who can't
get attention anywhere else.
Really means I'm an ugly muppet
Mister E 07 Apr 23:09 Nobody
else has phoned in with this problem
means Customer Services is in meltdown.
REM 07 Apr 23:51 "Hope
this helps" = I don't want to sound like I'm a sarcastic
know-it all but... I'm actually a sarcastic know-it-all.
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